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- - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-22 14:32
1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-23 10:24
:cool:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. *
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-24 02:42


1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-24 11:26
:cool:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. *

:lol::lol:

Your distracting tactics wont work on me - I can see that you're beginning to sweat .. so ponder on this .:lol:

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-24 17:32
:confused: As the hippo right is obviously NOT female, and you already showed some love to Uly, please take the opportunity and talk openly about your preferences... seems there is something we have to know!

Regarding our game: There is "the UlyICCF-move (4. Nf3)" which might be more correct, but this anti-g6-one somehow laughed at me: :surprised:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 *

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Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-24 19:43
:cool:

What are YOU on about - :eek::eek: - thats a baby with its MAMA .. :yell::yell:

Here are a few more babies for you to ogle :lol::mad:

Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-24 20:34
:cool::cool:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. *

Is there something you're not telling us .. :grin::lol::twisted:
Seeing stones where none exist .. :eek::eek:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-24 23:01

> What are YOU on about - :eek::eek: - thats a baby with its MAMA .. :yell::yell:


That "MAMA" has the equipment between her legs that most of my corr opponents certainly lack...



Oh, thanks for the nice US girls... will up my investment in McD and Coke.

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 *

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Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 09:24
:cool:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. *
- - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-24 13:22
:cool:

Hey Uly .. poor Antares is already beginning to sweat these .. the thought of losing is getting to his tiny grey cells .. :twisted::lol::lol:

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-24 17:27
Let me tell you one thing: I can dodge bullets, witchy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqCOhYGRL0
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-24 19:32
:cool:

"He can dodge bullets, but not KJ, QT, or 25."

or

0-1 .. :twisted::lol:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-24 20:54 Upvotes 1
Go witches! Show this Antares guy who's the real star! :yell:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-24 22:50

> Show this Antares guy who's the real star! :yell:


Antares star will show who's the real guy!

:evil:
Parent - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-24 23:48
The real guy? Your high interest in female hippopotamuses is very concerning! :eek:
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 00:40
:cool:

If biting a female hippo's ass floats your boat .. man .. go for it .. :eek::lol:

:twisted:
- - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 12:22
:cool:

Sewiously Antares its time to resign - this fellow - el Lobo - is going to invade your two grey cells and give you nightmares - daymares too .. :twisted::twisted::lol::lol:

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-25 12:46

> this fellow - el Lobo - is going to invade your two grey cells and give you nightmares


Wasn't it too early to post a selfie?

Will check later, but i'm surprised Nh5 is good. :surprised:
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 13:15
:cool:

Hello Antares ..



:twisted:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-25 13:40
It got suddendly very(!) windy here when i beholded that picture... :confused:
Parent - - By Ozymandias (****) Date 2020-02-25 14:41
beheld
Parent - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-25 14:48
Thanks. :smile: Lazily added +ed as i thought about beholder (eye of, old computer game) - but it read strange from the first typing.
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 20:55
:cool:

There you go .. you FARTED didnt you .. :eek::eek::lol::lol:
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 20:54
:cool:

Wasn't it too early to post a selfie?

Thats not nice ...... insulting Uly .. :lol::lol::lol:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-25 21:16 Upvotes 1
I don't feel insulted when Antares points out your ugliness :lol:
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 21:40
:cool::lol::lol::lol:
Parent - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-25 22:04
<eating_chalk>Uly is right</eating_chalk>, still there is one thing way more ugly: your moves! :razz:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-25 14:40


1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 22:52
:cool:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6 7. *
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-26 01:30
Nice knights tango there on your lights-square lofty kingside, i hope i'm also invited... :grin:



1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6 7. Ng5 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-26 10:11
Nice knights tango there on your lights-square lofty kingside, i hope i'm also invited... :grin:

Thank you and NO you are definitely not invited - today we celebrate our UGLINESS .. :cool::lol:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6 7. Ng5 d5 8. *

Its time you had a sewious chat with your doctor - dancing hippos ... :smile::fat::eek::eek:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-27 00:20
Well, now best position for the bishop would require serious analysis here, basically four spots to decide from...
ICCF guys would run IA or their Aquarium-boxes maybe several days here, from just my manual approach plus
experience i see/imagine Be2|Bb3>Bd3>Bf1, but i'm not sure whether Bb3 might be just better than the chosen...

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6
7. Ng5 d5 8. Be2 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-27 11:00
:cool:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6
7. Ng5 d5 8. Be2 Nxf4 9. (exf4 Qd6 - conditional) 10. *

Ja I think perhaps in order it would be

Be2
Bb3
Bd3

Bf1 is a bit problematical the way I see it. I play at ICCF but dont have Aquarium - dont see the point really as for me the object of the exercise is to stretch my brain before I become 'demented' and not put software or hardware through its paces. I played against one of the guys who uses Aquarium and the best he could do was DRAW against me with all that gigabytes of 'research'.
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-27 16:44

> I play at ICCF but dont have Aquarium - dont see the point really as for me the object of the exercise is to stretch my brain before I become 'demented' and not put software or hardware through its paces.


Yes, my only motivation playing corr-chess (besides bending Uly over another time) still is the pleasure going through all the lines and come to a conclusion - with the risk i might oversee/underestimate some resources i didn't follow deep/long enough but would be found by IA/Aquarium in longer runs.

Here i also wasn't 100%ly sure as Qd2 obviously looks "more natural"...

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6
7. Ng5 d5 8. Be2 Nxf4 9. exf4 Qd6 10. Qc1 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-27 17:43
:cool:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6
7. Ng5 d5 8. Be2 Nxf4 9. exf4 Qd6 10. Qc1 e6 11. *

I am pretty content with allowing Fritz GUI or command line to go crazy on a position I dont understand the plan of, for a few hours or overnight but Aquarium would be for me 'information overload' - heh - I very much doubt I could even pluck a line I would want to play from all the lines displayed.

:eek::evil::fat:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-27 23:42

> [...] dont understand the plan of, for a few hours or overnight


Which also saves heating in snowy Canada... :evil:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6
7. Ng5 d5 8. Be2 Nxf4 9. exf4 Qd6 10. Qc1 e6 11. c4 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 10:46
:cool:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6
7. Ng5 d5 8. Be2 Nxf4 9. exf4 Qd6 10. Qc1 e6 11. c4 dxc4 12. *
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 18:40


1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6 7. Ng5 d5
8. Be2 Nxf4 9. exf4 Qd6 10. Qc1 e6 dxc4 12. Qxc4 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 21:12
:cool::twisted:



You TWO-TIMER you .. :lol:
Does your hippo girlfriend know you're into emoticon BUTTS .. :lol::mad:

1. d4 f5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. e3 d6 4. h4 Nbd7 5. Nf3 Nh5 6. Bc4 Ndf6 7. Ng5 d5
8. Be2 Nxf4 9. exf4 Qd6 10. Qc1 e6 dxc4 12. Qxc4 a6 13. *

:lol::mad::neutral:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-28 21:54
Oh, wow! I'm so slow! I just noticed the witchesBUTT part of your name!! So now many of Antares's jokes make sense. I get them now! Oof!
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 22:10
As you see he even played the Buttdorf dutchiation now, witch [sic!] i really fear...

:yell:

:lol:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-28 22:22
You should follow suit and play the hippopotamus defense next! :twisted:

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Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 22:42
In my Turbo/Betty days i beat donky's hippo pretty badly. :lol:

At that time we two also had a little dispute, which made me wish coming back badly in now sunny clothes and finally beating your devot chessbutt bluered - which i did.
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-28 22:54
Wait, you were Turbo/Betty?? :eek: :eek: :eek:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 22:57
I now heard your panty dropping to the floor till here! :grin:

Maybe i was just kidding :-)...

But in each case its nice that we now respect each other - sometimes. :wink:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-28 23:05
Well, I can add to your list of perversions "transgenderism" after you pretended to be a woman named Bettina! :yell:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 23:08
Uly, in '20 its dangerous to make fun of any non-hetero/normal persons at all... Greens/Democrats/Witchy'swifey may hunt you!

As you now called me a pervert - again, consider my feelings badly hurt. :cry:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-28 23:23

> As you now called me a pervert - again, consider my feelings badly hurt. :cry:


You deserve it!

Unless you're actually a woman, of course, that would change everything! But you'd have to admit it...
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 23:32
Maybe i just play(ed) a little mind game with you? ;-)

And i tell you: My biggest corr-chess-related dream remaining is that someday you confess:
"Hey Antares, you know why i often talked like on an oestrogen-injection? It's me!"...

:razz:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-29 00:07
Well, I just went and read Turbo's messages again, and find the way you were pretending to be a woman to gain people's sympathy utterly disgusting, to the point I think I'll halt all these kinds of discussions and stick to just chess moves. Turbo does sure sound like you, I can't believe you tricked people like that, making sure to sign as Betty your posts, and all.

And for this you're now going to enjoy silent Uly.
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