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- - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-22 14:32
1. e4 c5 *
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-23 10:23
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 *
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-24 11:28
:cool:

My new logo .. !!

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-24 22:47
:lol:

Ok, decided for the reverse English... Uly's chosen g6 is for sure decent as well, but he would just wait for me overtaking your game and bend you then over doubley with my moves... and you don't want that, do you?! :grin:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 *
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-25 09:27
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 *

Dream on .. mister hippo guy .. :eek::eek::lol::lol:

To the hospital this morning to have the stitches removed from my hand.
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-25 15:22

> To the hospital this morning to have the stitches removed from my hand.


Hope everything went... ok. :grin:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 *

r1bqkbnr/pp1ppp1p/2n3p1/2p5/4P3/3P4/PPP1BPPP/RNBQK1NR w KQkq - 0 4
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-26 10:14
:cool:

Stitches removed just fine thanks but a long wait at the hospital as the patients who had surgery yesterday had first dibs on surgeons time today.

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 *
Parent - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-26 20:29

> Stitches removed just fine


Good to hear.

And I've been waiting for a move in our game, in case you missed it :cool:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-27 01:44
You seem to use the same opening book like Uly: SACĀ³ (*Semi-Advanced Chicken-Corr-Chess)

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 *

r1bqkb1r/pp1ppp1p/2n2np1/2p5/4P3/2PP4/PP2BPPP/RNBQK1NR w KQkq - 1 5
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-27 10:25
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 *

I've not played Be2 before so decided to have a go as it were against both of you - I suck with the Sicilian unfortunately.
I find it very intimidating (like the KID).
My research abilities suck even more so I tend to wing it mostly.
I really need to get my act together as far as openings etc are concerned and make my own book.

:eek::evil:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-27 17:01

> I really need to get my act together as far as openings etc are concerned and make my own book.


I will help you with a few nice lines. :evil:

Btw., your wife still trains with you (Doofus-threads...), doesn't she turn to the other side already knowing your repertoire? :razz:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 *

r1bqk2r/pp1pppbp/2n2np1/2p5/4PP2/2PP4/PP2B1PP/RNBQK1NR w KQkq - 1 6
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-27 19:37 Edited 2020-02-27 19:40
:cool::evil:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 *

I will help you with a few nice lines.

In the words of the Immortal Bard .. BUGGER OFF !
On the other hand should you be a caring, sharing individual with a HUMONGOUS opening book or database then please do have a Cappucino or Dubonnet or a beer .. :smile::smile::roll:

...... knowing your repertoire?

Now get this straight you old goat with a preference for female hippos : I am hetero not homo or bi, tri, fli, di, pasteurized or whatever non-heteros are called these days.
I have an undiluted preference for the female of the human species with a well-rounded medium booty .. :eek::evil::lol: .. something like this

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-27 23:45
Wow :smile:, she got her right cheek already pre-burnt by ya?!
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 00:22
:cool:

Snowy Canada is a little cold at the moment and we do like to keep warm any which way .. :twisted::wink::wink:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 00:02
HARD to concentrate/motivate one for analysis here... :grin:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O *

r1bq1rk1/pp1pppbp/2n2np1/2p5/4PP2/2PP1N2/PP2B1PP/RNBQK2R w KQ - 3 7
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 10:37
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O *

I'm always ANALysing - gets me absolutely nowhere - wifey just looks at me whenever I get close and utters the words of the Immortal Bard - Get Stuffed .. :yell::twisted::lol::lol:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-28 00:27 Upvotes 1
I don't know.

For me it's always been bubs > bums.

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 00:32
Not bad Uly, definitely the most natural thing you posted this week. :grin:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-28 08:07 Upvotes 1
I was going to say that bums aren't even in my top three, and then show a picture of something that beats them as well. But I couldn't find a pic of it covered... Weird that bums and bubs come covered by default, but not this...

So I'll censor it myself with the chessmap, this part that now should be familiar...



ENHANCE!

Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 10:38
:cool:

Beaver/muff needs a little trim I think.
I do offer my services here - gratis of course .. :cool::eek::evil::lol:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 13:21

> Beaver/muff needs a little trim I think.


Uly doesn't care about those landstrip'ing details!
If he would, he would know that the arrow doesn't point to a bug, but the cherry of corr-chess: in mid of the tasty Urusov.
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 13:31
:cool:

That was a very interesting game Antares - I have a copy of it soon to be added to a database which I'm hoping to (start) put together.
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 11:49
Had to smile as i had a similar (chess pieces) censoring-idea yesterday... :lol:

Yet shocking to imagine you surfing on a non-chess site. I mean, Uly?! :eek:
Parent - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-28 21:42

> Yet shocking to imagine you surfing on a non-chess site. I mean, Uly?! :eek:


As I've said chess is a small part of my repertoire. I make drawings, I produce music, I design games... but only my chess facet has been useful here.
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 10:39
:cool:

What a lovely girlie with a gorgeous pair of bristols/headlights .. :eek::evil:
- - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 10:44
:yell::twisted:

You two misogynistic twats should be ashamed of yourselves corrupting an old man.
Shame on you - I have juggs and cooters on my brain now.

:cool::cool:
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 13:47
:cool:

I am now totally corrupted.
Will have a beer later this afternoon and stare at this vision of loveliness.
I doubt very much she'd be interested in a date with an ugly old man whose brains are scrambled and has no geld .. :yell::yell::lol::lol:

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-28 13:57
Her green eyes are inviting indeed.

> and has no geld .. :yell::yell::lol::lol:


Problem is: Your wifey wisely sucked it away, because she knew you [c|w]ould invest it in... yes.
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-28 14:12
:cool:

All invested in Canadian banks - safety - mainly for the dividends.
As soon as the stock markets settle down I will buy Apple stock - plenty of upside.
Will make much $$$$ - will then definitely call the girlie .. :grin::lol::lol:

I do dream a lot !!
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-01 02:25
Enjoy the weekend witchy. I hate AAPL, always have. :lol:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6 *

r1bq1rk1/pp2ppbp/2np1np1/2p5/4PP2/2PP1N2/PP2B1PP/RNBQ1RK1 w - - 0 8
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-01 11:23
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6 8.a4 *

I've owned US technology stocks - I remember Google when it was trading at just over $300.00 !!
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-01 14:42

> I've owned US technology stocks - I remember Google when it was trading at just over $300.00 !!


In my study years i traded Nasdaq stocks up and down (comfortable here ET+6 as trading starts 3.30pm as you know),
but with algorithm trading, all that corrupted insiders and the golden Inet days over this got pretty difficult as well.

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6 8.a4 c4 *

r1bq1rk1/pp2ppbp/2np1np1/8/P1p1PP2/2PP1N2/1P2B1PP/RNBQ1RK1 w - - 0 9
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-01 19:06
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6 8.a4 c4 9. Na3 *

I got very badly burned during the banking crisis - gave up trading .. :yell::cry::cry:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-01 23:10
1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 *

r1bq1rk1/pp2ppbp/2np1np1/8/P3PP2/N1Pp1N2/1P2B1PP/R1BQ1RK1 w - - 0 10
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-02 11:52
:cool:
:fat:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 *
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-02 22:24
Can it be that are dylan notso-sharp but moralapostlic OVytrUly posted outright p0rn in our ICCF-certified game thread? :surprised:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 e5 *

r1bq1rk1/pp3pbp/2np1np1/4p3/P3PP2/N1PB1N2/1P4PP/R1BQ1RK1 w - e6 0 11
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-03 08:15
:cool:

Can it be that are dylan notso-sharp but moralapostlic OVytrUly posted outright p0rn in our ICCF-certified game thread? :surprised:

Absolutely not - he was endeavoring to showcase his skills in miniaturizing his chessmap and regrettably the girlie just appeared .. :yell::twisted::mad:
(am assuming you're referring to Uly - the individual you're describing is unknown to me .. :eek:)

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 e5 11. Qe2 *
Parent - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-03-03 08:39

> the individual you're describing is unknown to me .. :eek:)


He's making fun of the many nicks I've used through the chess fora (Vytron, Uly, Dylan Sharp, and Ovyron. He doesn't know about the other ones :evil:)
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-03 10:16
:cool:

... posted outright p0rn ...

THIS is certified, pasteurized 100% prawn, p0rn, ding-a-ling and so on .. :cool::lol::lol:

:cool:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-04 03:34
Seeing that thights i have now hunger for an orange... could you grandma-poster a pic of a female below 45?

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 e5 11. Qe2 h6 *

r1bq1rk1/pp3pb1/2np1npp/4p3/P3PP2/N1PB1N2/1P2Q1PP/R1B2RK1 w - - 0 12
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-04 16:38
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 e5 11. Qe2 h6 12. fxe5 *

Man are you a weirdo or what .. you see thighs and think of oranges .. :yell::roll::eek::eek:
I see thighs and there's a rumble that starts deep inside of me and gradually works its way into my nether regions and .. darn thing fizzles out .. :lol::mad::lol::mad:

So something like this - supermarket - bag of oranges. BTW - you'll see many with just strings at beaches these days.

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-04 20:42

> Man are you a weirdo or what .. you see thighs and think of oranges .. :yell::roll::eek::eek:


In German language that blubbery thights skin you posted above is refered to as "orange skin"... couldn't know that this term is not known in your undercivilized woods where everyany living two cheeks seem to create a lukewarm breeze in the maple trousers. :grin:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 e5 11. Qe2 h6 12. fxe5 Nxe5 *

r1bq1rk1/pp3pb1/3p1npp/4n3/P3P3/N1PB1N2/1P2Q1PP/R1B2RK1 w - - 0 13
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-05 16:13
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 e5 11. Qe2 h6 12. fxe5 Nxe5  13. Nxe5 *

:cool::cry:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-05 18:24 Edited 2020-03-05 18:27
Refusing to give a conditional here is so full... and pure... Uly.

:yell: (<- that smiley was added by admins just for Uly!)

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 e5 11. Qe2 h6 12. fxe5 Nxe5  13. Nxe5 dxe5 *

r1bq1rk1/pp3pb1/5npp/4p3/P3P3/N1PB4/1P2Q1PP/R1B2RK1 w - - 0 14
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-05 20:15
:cool:

1. e4 c5 2. Be2 Nc6 3. d3 g6 4. c3 Nf6 5. f4 Bg7 6. Nf3 O-O 7. O-O d6
8.a4 c4 9. Na3 cxd3 10. Bxd3 e5 11. Qe2 h6 12. fxe5 Nxe5  13. Nxe5 dxe5
14. Be3 *

Refusing to give a conditional here is so full... and pure... Uly.

:yell: (<- that smiley was added by admins just for Uly!)


Why are you quoting Uly ?
He's SilentUly to you .. :twisted::twisted::surprised::surprised:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-05 00:43

> [maple trousers]


How many of those do you own? :evil:

Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-05 15:47 Upvotes 1
:cool::eek:

You are thinking way too much about 'der pups' - very soon, very very soon you will do 'die flitzerkacke' in your lederhosen .. :twisted:

Und another thing - every time I see a woman now I'll be thinking of the fruit section of my supermarket and whenever I go to the supermarket fruit section I'll be thinking of 'einparken' !

You dirty rotten scoundrel - totally discombobulating me .. :lol::lol:



What do you think of the fruit section of my local supermarket ?
(Auf der anderen Seite brauchen Sie mir Ihre Meinung nicht zu sagen!)

Parent - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-05 18:26
Nice pictures here - finally! :smile:
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-03-05 15:47
:cool:

None - I prefer your lederhosen - fresh air you know .. :twisted::twisted::roll::lol::lol:
Parent - By Antares (****) Date 2020-03-05 22:22
She will strike out your AAPL-calls today... :grin:

(out of a famous German softerotic in '70ies: "Love greetings out of the Lederhos'n"!)

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