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- - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-02 17:32
:grin:

1. c4 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-02 19:18
:cool:

Oh for fracking shale - you're one of the pumbling wolts right .. :grin::mad:

1.... e5 2.*

And thats my opening - I've imbibed gallons of Earl Grey .. !!
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-02 20:13
Beware of Antares, he likes making bogus mate claims! :yell:
Parent - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-02 21:41
This guy survived already three games with you, he can take it - he must!
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-02 21:40

> Oh for fracking shale - you're one of the pumbling wolts right .. :grin::mad:


Well, i read some very devot tendencies in your final comment there, so i thought i will invite you on my little English wargalleon, in hope you will be sweatly rowing in your dearly beloved captain Antares direction soon. Thanks for taking up both the challenge and answering with a pirates move, as we both know a lazy corr-slave & dura-mutineer who would have simply played 1...e6 (*yawn*) here... :lol:

> I've imbibed gallons of Earl Grey .. !!


Is there something a captain must know about that one?

Anyways: Sail high!, will play the opening just out of mind eh memories, actually never played that one in corr-chess. :smile:

Enjoy! :smile: (as long as you can)

2. g3 *

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Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-02 22:22

> , as we both know a lazy corr-slave & dura-mutineer who would have simply played 1...e6 (*yawn*) here... :lol:


Oh, who's that guy? Do you both know a guy that would play 1...e6!? against the English? Invite them here and tell them I'd gladly play against their defense.

Max just copied the move I made against him on our first game, but since game continued 2.Nc3 expect something original now :lol:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-02 22:32

> Max just copied the move I made against him on our first game, but since game continued 2.Nc3 expect something original now :lol:


Now you inaugurated Mad Max about my potential(!) absolutely secret 3rd/4th/5th... move choices... i will send you keel fetching for that one. :mad:
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-02 22:42
Oh, but I already made a whole map of chess with all your potential move choices, so pointing to Nc3 might not make a difference :razz:. Also, the 2.g3 box is entirely missing, do you know why? Because it's just some irrelevant tiny box on there, because 2.Something 3.g3 is the right move order. Unless you're going to stay in that box and avoid transposing to a popular line, if so, I apologize in advance.
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-02 23:49

> Oh, but I already made a whole map of chess with all your potential move choices


:eek: Oh my franking Caissa, Ulysses'es maps of corr-drawhell - in color!
Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-03 03:07 Upvotes 1
Oh, you hadn't seen it? Here's the thread where I present it and proceed to monologue about it while I zoom into the boxes. I even had to outsource comments about it from other threads :yell:
Parent - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-03 03:14
Besides the (corr-)chessboard you're very creative and (LSD-)colorful, thats what we can easily agree on. :grin: Nice approach.
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-03 13:01
:cool:

2..... Nf6

Anyways: Sail high!, will play the opening just out of mind eh memories, actually never played that one in corr-chess. :smile:

You crafty ol' so-and-so .. make sure you use an opening book plus an engine und add a super-computer. Reason : because when you get pummeled there will be NO excuses.

:twisted::surprised:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-03 13:30

> because when you get pummeled there will be NO excuses.


But you would kindly inhale my little shark-farty atomic-slipping engine-bug story i would dish up afterwards, wouldn't you? :surprised:



1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-03 16:51
:cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. *

When I get mad or even a hint I'm losing I do this .. :grin::fat::lol::twisted:

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-03 22:00
Uly thankfully borrowed my his board for further analysis...



1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-04 00:48
:cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. *

:evil:

Pretty :cool: Lego chess set Uly !!
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-04 15:26
I also wanted post an emjoi...



1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-04 19:07
:cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6.*

Thanks for uploading your headshot.
Nice dental work.
Are you called 'schnozz' ?
Pear shaped head - not much on top so I should win.
Missing ear - lopped off by Uly no doubt.
Is that fur or hair you're growing ?
Do not care for that beady eye giving me the death stare.

:grin::lol::roll:

Here's me - dont get any fancy or dirty ideas .. I'm saving myself !

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-04 22:22
:mad: Now i ruined my mousewheel heavily trying to scroll down to judge your real qualities...

> Nice dental work.


Thanks, all natural!

> Are you called 'schnozz' ?


Actually Antonius Schmaltzcurlus, my dear Mad Max.

> Missing ear - lopped off by Uly no doubt.


Not the only body-part heavily suffering from all (t)his... Ulytalk.

> Here's me - dont get any fancy or dirty ideas ..


This would be your present in case you will survive my corr'ographic storm:



1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-05 10:54
:cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. *

.. in case you will survive my corr'ographic storm:

Are you dreaming again ?  :grin::twisted:

This would be your present ...

Now I'm dreaming .. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-05 11:03

> Are you dreaming again ?  :grin::twisted:


Anything else remaining in computer assisted corr-chess? :red:

> Now I'm dreaming .. :lol::lol::lol::lol:


She knows how to handle a sharp sword my dear... ask Dylan!

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 *

rnbqkb1r/pp3ppp/2p2n2/8/2QPp3/2N3P1/PP2PPBP/R1B1K1NR b KQkq - 0 7
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-05 14:22
:eek:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6 8. *

:mad::neutral:

Uly loves sharp pointy things - you still have an ear left (right) and no doubt your proboscis just could get in the way.
Let alone the hanging thingies in your nether regions .. :grin::lol::red::roll:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-05 17:37
I remember Mr. Ding playing 7...b5 here recently, so you want to improve over the fourth (me,Carlsen,Caruana) best player in the world? :mad:

> Uly loves sharp pointy things


Uly has just one love: his own opinion, everything else, including eary impacts of his inner MikeTyson, are based on it. :yell:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 *

rn1qkb1r/pp3ppp/2p1bn2/8/Q2Pp3/2N3P1/PP2PPBP/R1B1K1NR b KQkq - 2 8
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-06 11:43
:cool:

Hah !! Carlsen, Caruana, Ding and you .. know NUTHING !! :roll::grin:
Live & Learn.

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. *

:twisted::wink:
Parent - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-06 15:43

> Hah !! Carlsen, Caruana, Ding and you .. know NUTHING !! :roll::grin:


I read (in an interview with Karjakin) that Carlsen plays computerwise in the bigger BALLSPARK - gotten himself built some >$50K machine... so i thought that Qb3 must be well researched, and seeing Mr. Ding avoiding that what was already known (and Russian-Gruenfeld similar) Be6/Na6-manoveure -which can be just a cannonball into one's own sail therefore sinking ship- for b5, i concluded[dangerously!] there must be something in it...

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-06 21:53
:yell:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-09 16:33
:cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. *

Book move .. nice and quiet at the moment .. :neutral:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-09 17:07

> Book move .. nice and quiet at the moment .. :neutral:


English is always a long 0.00-struggle with the hope for interesting endgames. :smile:

And yes, that 3...c6 is a pretty nice idea which i obviously never face OTB,
and maybe its a good reason to go for an earlier Nc3 (like Uly suggested,
yet a draw anyways), but i obviously wanted to try here "one of my lines".
I tried to make 9. Qd1 work, but i didn't find a useful continuation after 9...Qa5 (neither 10. O-O nor Kf1 nor...).
If i knew you would play the Dutch i wouldn't have played any English. :yell:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 (conditional: ...Bxc3 11. bxc3) *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-10 18:52
:cool:

I've never been happy with playing the KID or any of the Sicilians as I invariably LOSE .. :cool: .. kinda adopted the English and the Dutch as at the very least I have a very good chance of escaping with a DRAW .. :lol:

There's a guy on the net who advocates playing for a draw .. cant remember his name/site but he had some interesting ideas.

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. *
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-11 03:59

> 11. bxc3 h6


:yell: The chicken-wings variation... now i realize why you post all that birdy content.



> as I invariably LOSE .. :cool:


But this would inevitably create friendships here... :grin:

> There's a guy on the net who advocates playing for a draw .. cant remember his name/site but he had some interesting ideas.


Uly, yes... but interesting bugs sometimes prevent him doing so.

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. Nf4 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-11 10:20
:cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. Nf4 Bf5 13. *

We're at equality here so far - try something wild and aggressive here like the Muscovy Duck Gambit .. :lol::twisted:
Uly is having a hard time figuring out his response in our game .. :yell::twisted:
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-11 12:54 Edited 2020-02-11 14:34
Wild, aggressive, nasty .. NO NO thats not Uly .. :lol::lol:
Edit : probably Uly in disguise .. :lol::mad::neutral:

Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-11 13:05
Last i heard from him was that he had a corr-match vs. a Mexican drug lord... he dropped it claiming having lost due a snow bug, and since then he suddenly disappeared... he was a nice guy, sometimes - rarely.
Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-11 14:33
:cool:

CNN/Fox News are reporting that the drug lord got dissed because there were no jalapenos in his tacos - he upended the board, whipped out his uger-buger and started shooting. Uly claimed the win, took the money and scarpered. No idea where he is - poor guy. So we'll claim the win too since the flags have fallen - no moolah unfortunately .. :eek::grin::lol::twisted:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-11 13:03

> We're at equality here so far


I'm for complete equality, between men and women, and even between the very(!) giant big(est) red stars and a chickenbuttlover like... ya. :grin:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. Nf4 Bf5 13. e3 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-12 10:39
:cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. Nf4 Bf5 13. e3 O-O
14 *

Cranked brain - move in <2 secs .. :evil:

Chicken breasts .. yes
Chicken thighs .. yes

Chickenbutt .. I leave to aficionados like you .. :lol::smile:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-12 15:33

> 13....O-O


I thought we play without castling? :mad:

No, moment, that was with the other animal from your very same farm. Pardon - not really.

Now i have to analyze a little, you caught me cold with that illegal to be thought move.

Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-12 16:54
Oops oops sorry I misspoke - YOU can have the chicken breasts, thighs and drumsticks.
I'll have THIS chickenbutt .. yup definitely.

Sewiously now - I dont recall agreeing to no-castling !
However being the very generous guy that I am I will have another look and ONLY IF the position without castling is one I can handle I'll play another move.

Or of course being the very nice guy you are we can just continue.

What-a-butt .. :eek::eek::eek:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-12 17:47

> However being the very generous guy that I am I will have another look and ONLY IF the position without castling is one I can handle I'll play another move.


Ahhh, was just a joke... your instincts force you poultry hidding behind fences (of pawns), i will grant it. :wink:
Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-12 19:35
:cool:

You naughty boy on two counts .. first you mention no-castling and then secondly you get me fixated on what-a-bum to the point where the no-castling thingy went out the window.
Thank you for confirming what dear Uly said .. you are not a nice fellow .. :eek::lol::lol:

I had surgery yesterday - a minor procedure they call it - to make two incisions on my (left) hand and cut the tendons to allow my fingers some freedom - arthritis. I let the surgeon know that there's no such thing as a minor procedure to a baldy twat in his seventies - :lol::lol: - I think he agreed !
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-13 15:33

> Thank you for confirming what dear Uly said .. you are not a nice fellow .. :eek::lol::lol:


Grandbugser Uly currently has no time for us, he is too busy (daily, even online currently... :roll:) on talkchess.

> You naughty boy on two counts ..


I'm NOT! naughty just because i may(!) think so because of her on all four counts...



> I had surgery yesterday


What part of your body can be considered healthy? :grin:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. Nf4 Bf5 13. e3 O-O
14. O-O *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-13 20:48
:cool::cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. Nf4 Bf5 13. e3 O-O
14. O-O Qd7 15. *

What-a-butt .. :sad::sad:

I'm very proud and happy to let you know that my body is a medical disaster .. :lol::grin:
However I can assure you that I can handle what-a-butt .. :grin:
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-13 22:01

> I'm very proud and happy to let you know that my body is a medical disaster .. :lol::grin:


:confused: What did you do for a living?

> However I can assure you that I can handle what-a-butt .. :grin:


She would definitely need the max Max - on a very good day.

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. Nf4 Bf5 13. e3 O-O
14. O-O Qd7 15. c4 *

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Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-14 12:04
:cool:

1. c4 e5 2. g3 Nf6 3. Bg2 c6 4. d4 e4 5. Qb3 d5 6. Nc3 dxc4 7. Qxc4 Be6
8. Qa4 Na6 9. Nh3 Bb4 10. a3 Bxc3 11. bxc3 h6 12. Nf4 Bf5 13. e3 O-O
14. O-O Qd7 15. c4 Nh7 16. *

Will PM you later .. :grin::fat:
Parent - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-15 17:48
Draw agreed. You played a perfect defense here, Be6/Na6, then 11...h6! with that beautiful Nh7-manouvre (delaying Nc7) and White has nothing... wonder whether i have overseen something, or whether Carlsen's 5. Qb3 is more OTB-only and Ding's b5 (avoiding Be6, which was known that time already) had just practical reasons.
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-12 02:18
I want to inform you that i spent ~2min with my 13th move...
so when its peacefully equal, i seem to enjoy the easier time. :lol:

Parent - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-12 10:46


Parent - - By Uly (Gold) Date 2020-02-15 09:25

> Uly is having a hard time figuring out his response in our game .. :yell::twisted:


Sorry, Zenmastur at Talkchess challenged me to solve a position to mate. If I can do it within 5 moves from reality he has agreed to play 1.g4 against me. 1.g4! You guys wouldn't let me attack your 1.g4 so I'm having to outsource such games... So I've been doing that...

Meanwhile, it seems you have been posting butts. Eehh... have you seen my avatar? The little box that appears with each of my posts? What, did you think it was a hamburger? Let's take a closer look...

Parent - - By witchesbutt (***) Date 2020-02-15 09:49
:grin::lol::yell:

Wowser a BUM-BURGER .. :twisted::surprised:

I'll have two .. thanks !!
Parent - - By Antares (****) Date 2020-02-15 17:38
But you don't want to know how the cheese was fabricated...

:surprised:

:razz:
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