I'd pay at least that for a date with Tatiana Kosintseva

I know it shouldn't matter really, but Aronian was the legendary "Wunjin" on the icc. Like one of the first players to just dominate online blitz.

In an interview he said he considers himself a "cheap tactician" :-P

Being in the junior top 20 hardly merits "exceptional". In October 1982 Aronian was the oldest junior in the list but had a rating of a mere 2581 compared to the 2743 and 2702 of the younger players Ponomariov and Grischuk. More importantly Aronian was ranked below Bu, Alekseev and Naiditsch, who were all only 17 years old to Aronian's 20, and three years is a great deal at that age! And those three are goodish players but a very long way short of being super-GMs. The point is that was a relatively mediocre performance and one would not have predicted that Aronian would rise to No.2 in the world.

As for being Junior World Champion in the same year (2002), that is a joke. The best players have (invariably) long since opted out of that tournament. Aronian was the oldest player present and the strength of the opposition can be judged by the players (all younger than Aronian) immediately below him at the end: Ganguly, Timofeev, McShane, Bu  and the 16-year old Harikrishna. Of those only Bu was even ranked in the top 20 juniors. Among the many top juniors not present were Ponomariov, Radjabov, Grischuk. Bacrot, Bruzon and Vallejo Pons.

You claim that winning the world junior championship is "exceptional". Well, take a look at the names of some of the winners in the past 20 years:
2008 Gupta
2007 Adly
2006 Andriasian
2004 Harikrishna
2001 Acs
1999 Galkin
1998 Sadvasakov
1997 Shaked
1996 Sutovsky
1995 Slobodjan
1994 Grétarsson
1993 Miladinović
1992 Zarnicki

Do you really believe all these were exceptional players with exceptional achievements? Come off it. How many of those have eventually reached even the top 40 in the world? When Adly was winning the junior championship in 2007 the leading juniors were all (as usual) conspicuous by their absence. They included Carlsen, Radjabov, Karjakin, Nakamura,  Vachier-Lagrave, Nepomniatchi, Tomashevsky, Wang Yue, Vitiugov, Wojtaszek and Caruana. Had they played then you might have been entitled to declare Adly's victory  to be something approaching "exceptional". Adly is now aged 24 and has still to reach a 2600 rating.

As for Aronian winning the U-12 championship ahead of Grischuk, Bacrot and Ponomariov it should be noted that he was older than they were - and age is even more important at that stage than in the late teens. Which players of the same age as himself did he beat?

Just by 0.2 after McShane faltered in round 1